You know you have wasted money when…
You know you have wasted money when…
• You sleep at a movie house.
• You text someone who doesn’t reply.
• You treat someone out and he/she forgets to thank you.
• What you’ve eaten gives you LBM.
• The pasalubong meant for your inaanak is consumed by someone else.
• Your feet hurt because of your new shoes.
• Your hairdo resembles a walis tambo after coming out of a hair salon.
• You manage to get someone pregnant despite using condoms
• Your armpit still sweat heavily despite of using the most expensive deodorant around.
• You still stain your panties during periods, despite using the best napkins around.
• You bilnk the moment your Foto-Me ID picture is taken.
• You’re no fairer even after using whitening products more than three months.
• You go to the other side of the world to buy something that turns out to be expired by the time you reach home.
• Your film gets exposed.
• You cake-fight.
• Your househelp run away with your alkansya.
• You shut your eyes when watching a horror flicks.
• You buy shoes for infants who can’t walk yet.
• You purchase an artist’s original CD based only on his/her present hit.